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Monday 25 March 2013

Prepare to shit your pants.


I’m not really that into scary films. Mainly because I’m atheist so I don’t find a lot of contemporary horror films scary, because they’re all about the devil and all that “stuff”. But I’ve recently been politely re-introduced to shitting my pants. The only film that genuinely scared me before was John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982)

    The film I’m talking about here is Sinister (Scott Derrickson, 2012). I went to watch this in the cinema with a big group of guys, so you can imagine the kind of grief I got for acting like a little girl in the cinema. But put my shattered masculinity to one side for a second and hear me out. The thing that really got me scared was the soundtrack. Its creepy as fuck. Have a listen: 

                                          
                    Aren't you glad you listened to that? No? Me either. 

Just listen to the soundtrack when you’re on your own at night at some point. I guarantee you’ll get freaked the fuck out. There are some genuine scares and decent plot twists in the film, and Ethan Hawke has a pretty good "Oh shit, I'm fucked" kind of role, and pulls it off well, and once you’ve got the image of “Mr. Boogie” in your head, you’re scarred for life. 

                                      
      I bet he's a nice guy once you get to know him. 
Y'know, after he's slaughtered your entire family and stolen your children.